Chartstoppers

Eric and Adrian uncover a massive cartel of broternative. Jason Derulo’s silliest endeavor to date counterbalances the inexplicable Pitbull, the zombielike Limp Bizkit, and the eerily familiar Florida Georgia Line. This week’s episode also allocates some time to enjoy another DJ Mustard production, replete with testosterone-soaked hey chanting behind the chorus.

• Jason Derulo — Trumpets
• Florida Georgia Line — Dirt
• Pitbull — Fireball
• Detour: Limp Bizkit — Nookie
• T.I. ft. Iggy Izalea — No Mediocre

Here’s a quote by someone not us about Florida Georgia Line: “Congrats bro-country, you have your Limp Bizkit.”

Once you’re finished sitting through this lineup, you may want to follow it up with El Chombo’s “Chacarron”, The Frogs with “I’ve Got Drugs (Out of the Mist)”, “Did I Mention I Like to Dance”, some “Limp Bizmarkie” nonsense, “Timber”, “Rapper’s Delight”, or “Whatcha Say” by Jason Derulo sampling “Hide and Seek” by Imogen Heap. Good luck.